Out of nowhere i got an idea while i was on a call with one of my friends Lyam Smit to make an AI song about his Yellow Bird so i popped open an AI song generator and typed a prompt and that's how the song was created, and then i named it MEOWL BIRDIE and asked Gemini for a free distribution platform and it suggested RouteNote and Amuse (remember the name Amuse for later) so i made an account at RouteNote which was hard to make and made my artist name my channel name at the time (LordyPlays) and then what i did was ask AI how to make the MP3 upload to RouteNote with Audacity and then i wanted to upload it so i did and then i had to make Artwork for the song so i grabbed a SAB base (the only pic i could find, okay?) and added a random brainrot in it and added bold yellow text MEOWL BIRDIE and it somehow got accepted even though it SUCKS

It got accepted without me realising 2 MONTHS LATER (yes that is right) and then i searched it up on YouTube and there it was! I was so excited until i saw Release - Topic and not LordyPlays - Topic while i looked up the OAC form anyway it says your topic channel can't be a Release - Topic so i was panicking and after a few days contacted RouteNote and they gave me a LordyPlays - Topic after 2 days and i was super happy wanting to fill out the form and goddamnit i needed a Music Video and i wasn't a good Editor at the time and also had a Sh-"Bad" laptop so i just put the audio over the exact same image but in 1920x1080 (not stretched) and then got rejected because i didn't have any Links nor a Description on the channel and then i fixed that and tried again and then again another few months later REJECTED so i just gave up and made a new AI song for my mom on Apple Music since thats ALL she uses and the song is called I LOVE MY MOM SO F*****G MUCH and she loved the song.

So i wanted to try DistroKid since it was Popular and of course it needed a payment method my mom CAN'T use and it doesn't let you use PayPal so i looked for alternatives and thought "maybe Ditto Music?" but then i searched reviews and everyone said it sucked even though there is FREE Content ID so i looked for a different one and i thought why not try what Rebzyyx used to use? which was Amuse and everyone seemed to like it so i looked at the prices and told my mom THIS IS THE ONE and paid and there i was about to enter a PERMANENT Artist Name so i thought about it and my online names can easily get boring or cringe or whatever in the future so i used my real name since it's what i'm called in real life so it seems pretty logical and also someone said it's better for recognition so i went for it!

After careful thinking i decided to call my first song Kitty since its my cat and i kind of already made a song about my mom so since i didn't wanna wait a month learning TRIAL FL Studio so i used OnlineSequencer since i already knew it for a long time and even learned more about OnlineSequencer making songs but anyway straight to the point i made an artwork for it since i was good at photopea now i make a nice text and an old photo of my cat chilling on my bed when the sun was shining on it so i uploaded it and was a bit mad i had to use MORE audacity since it wanted a WAV file not realising i could export as WAV in onlinesequencer i manually converted it to WAV in Audacity since i remembered and then i had to add a Producer, a Composer, and Instrument credit and uploaded it and it arrived on a Release - Topic i wasnt panicking this time and then contacted amuse but they kinda ghosted me for a few days but i got the TJ Janssen - Topic and then i had to wait until it registered i had a song on YouTube Music until i could request OAC and then on the main channel i got errors i fixed until i had to make everything Music Catagory and alot of deleted videos or hidden from me which i CANT EDIT IN STUDIO were not music catagory so i had to use a different account and i uploaded the kitty music video and i got ACCEPTED and i was SUPER HAPPY so yes that is where it ends but EXTRA INFO TIME

Before Kitty even released my friend Thierry4K (part of M3LSYS) made a REMIX of Kitty and it was so good and i gave him full permission to upload it to streaming services but because he didn't want to PAY 11 EUROS per month he named it Kittyyx (cuz Rebzyyx lol) and it was up before my song which is crazy and then he made a good Felicia Remix but he never uploaded it (he might tho) and now for the Collabs part about this so my friend Jan Poortier told me to make a song for him so we collabed and made NS Trein and you guys won't understand  the joke but he loved it and then before that i kinda collabed with my friend Lyam Smit cuz he told me to make a sort of Jumpstyle so i did and featured him and now a LEGIT REAL COLLAB SONG Cyber Paradise with Crosswindian Union and it took 4 days to release for some reason instead of the usual 3 but it was here and dont tell him but i accidentally didnt add him to the slowed down which is the reason he didnt get the topic channel.